Meconium Recipes
 

I've been searching the internet for this, but I can't seem to find any information on it. I'm looking for Meconium Recipes.

My wife gave birth to our first child yesterday. We had a home birth, so the midwives prepared the placenta into a taco meat, and my wife ate that. Now my wife says since she ate the placenta, then I have to eat the Meconium.

I ate a diaper-full of meconium earlier today and it was terrible tasting. There must be a recipe out there to make this taste somewhat tolerable. I found a link on the net for one meconium recipe, but I'm not sure how to prepare it.

I tried calling the midwives but they didn't pick up. If anyone has any ideas, please post. How much longer will I have to eat this stuff????