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Online dating is terrible

This guy in unemployed and only 5'6" and lives in the ghetto. Anybody interested?

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I used to be a gigolo from 04 to 08. For those that don't know, a gigolo is a male that is paid to please women sexually, and i never had to use my tongue. I know how to make a female squirt & educate females about it, if needed, as that is how i once made some of my money. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE TECHNICAL DEFINITION OF A GIGOLO, PLEASE FIND OUT BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO JUDGE ME. You know how some females like to make up their own definition for words that are different than the technical meaning.
Openness to anal sex is a requirement with the female I get to know, in addition to oral and vaginal sex. As a former gigolo, I know how to deliver it to my female by taking away all the pain & I can actually help her to enjoy it with me. To be honest, I can make a woman have no discomfort at all from it and can actually get her a nut from it, but i could show a woman better than i can tell her, despite of what she has had or heard about it in the past. If someone in your past has ruined how you feel about it, all I can say is everybody don't cook chicken the same and everybody don't sex like a gigolo or porn star. If a fair try is too much to ask for, that may be a deal breaker as well. Im not trying to run anyone off, lol, ok, yes I am. Im trying to run off the females that just want to meet me without consideration of what Im lookin for, females just trying to make me an option as a friend, and females that will just be a waste of time or make me settle, so I can make myself available to only the right type of woman for me, so if this is too much for you please dont waste your time or mine. Im looking for quality, not quantity. But anal is another sleep aid for me. I need ass and titties from my woman for me to get adequate sleep since my mom has been passed away.
The reason that most men avoid relationships, cheat, and lie since most females have no clue, although many think they have it figured out."



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I feel like I need a shower after reading that.

And I hate when men refer to women as females.

What a gross little man.

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Omg don't know why he can't get a date. Yuck.

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Well, he makes a good point: everyone don't cook chicken the same way. Click here to enlarge. I say give him a shot!

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I need ass and titties from my woman for me to get adequate sleep since my mom has been passed away.

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I think his mom musta used to give him her ass & titties. Now she's dead, so he needs to find someone new.
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$10 says he has something to do with the mother's death.
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