Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: south of the cheddar curtain
today at the gas pumps
Guy is in car at gas pumps, seat reclined mouth open, sound asleep.
I find this odd. Station is being painted, most pumps are closed, the only island available is the one I'm getting fuel at. I think perhaps sleeping guy is part of the painting crew, but they are all busy and wearing reflector vests, etc.
Sleeping guy's driver door opens, liquid begins to stream onto the concrete. Austin Powers level urination going on, he is peeing on the ajar door, big puddle forms. Stream stops, door closes, guy goes back to sleep. I called the police.
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