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DS is 16, is 6', and in the past 1.5 years has gotten an Aspergers DX and come out as bisexual. He also has finally started doing what he's capable of in school, but refuses to learn to drive.
DD is 21 and went to college for a year, then dropped out, married her high school boyfriend, bought a house, had a baby and intentionally got knocked up again when Baby was 4 mos old. Yes, she's crazy, or will be soon.
And three years ago my parents sold their house and retired in Costa Rica, and I'm still bitter about it.