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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-10-2009, 06:33 AM Thread Starter
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My Chronic Conditions.....

Hmm, a forum section called "Chronic Conditions", let me see first what chronic means and then I will tell you what conditions I have......

Dictionary: Chronic means "Of long duration" and "Being long-lasting and recurrent or characterized by long suffering"

Okay, yeah I have a few Chronic Conditions that I need help with:

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1: I hate modern art SO much......... I think it is like a end of the world sign of the worst human fail that we have come to, but some people like it and get mad at me, and so we fight about it, like on the internet (you can say SO mad stuff here without getting killed by everyone)....... How do I not hate it so much??? Any ideas???

2: I like Volcanoes, because they are SO cool...... so for Christmas, instead of getting a Christmas tree I made a big volcano in the house, you know like the science experiment kind at school with Baking Soda and Vinegar....... and then when Christmas came I got on a chair and put all the stuff in the top of the volcano, but all the hot lava all came down and made a HUGE mess with a giant puddle all over the house....... A lot of people said this was dumb, and I KNOW that it is dumb, but I do it every year ALWAYS so I think it is a chronic problem.......

3: When I am out places (like at restaurants that are not so, so fancy and expensive, but a LITTLE bit fancy or just nice) I don't know how to eat when I am wearing my Zietanus Mask, but I like to eat food when I am hungry, so I make a big mess at the table............. I can still eat everything, but it's hard and I'm very polite, so I always bring my gold napkin so I can make the waiter look at me so politely patting my mouth with it instead of the table that looks like a war field.......... This has been a problem for some time, so it is definitely chronic I think. Any ideas???
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