How did you hear About us? If from another site, which one and what was/is your username there? Umm no not from another board, through the grape vine though...I lurk at Amitymamma and Mothering as B&B

Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who? Not sure if she posts here

How many kids? Ages? 2 Kids DS 5 years and DD 17 months

What kind (brand, model, year) of Child Safety Restraint Devices do you have, and when was the last time you checked for recalls on them? Costco brand booster for DS and a Century child seat for DD (forgot the models, but I had just looked them up 3 months ago to check recalls, and I filled out all the registration info to get recalls through e-mail and snail mail)

Tell us something amusing About yourself that will make us wet our pissflaps. I once used a Oujia board that summoned Queen Elisabeth and after she revealed herself to us the blinds flew up and knick-knacks flew off the shelves

Do you know what pissflaps are?Yes, and for old ladies they could become mud flaps, right?

How many kitten killahs do you own?1

Are you a moneymaker or a bon bon eater?Money Maker

Do you eat Velveeta? Do you think it's the "good cheese"?Umm no, it is not good cheese, although it can make a killer chip dip

Do you masturbate? Do you use Velveeta? Do you masturbate alone (with or without Velveeta)? Masturbate, yes, never tried it Velveeta, never had the stuff in my house....What does it do watch you? OR do you freeze it for other uses?

Will you cry if picked on? Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post? I will not cry if picked on, I have never posted a goodbye post either...

Will you join in and pick on others? Perhaps, if they deserve it

If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, About our reputation? You guys talk shit, and don't put up with idiots...

What is the significance of the username you have chosen for yourself here? Remember the song?