Good day ladies, I'm glad to be among you bright, diverse and vibrant women. Here is my survey answers:

**How did you hear About us? If from another site, which one and what was/is your username there?

i just used search engines to find a parenting forum, i often get bored at work between clients.

**Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who?

nope

**How many kids? Ages?

1 rambunctious son who is 2 years old in two weeks

**What kind (brand, model, year) of Child Safety Restraint Devices do you have, and when was the last time you checked for recalls on them?

i check for recalls every monday when i come in for work
i have that info written down on my child safety info index card in my file cabinet at work


**Will you cry if picked on? Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post?

no, i will eletronically assault anyone who picks on me; this is just the internet i think people make it their social lives, which is sad


**Will you join in and pick on others?

probably not, it's not that serious

** Are you aware that picking on children and people with disabilities isn't very funny?

picking on in general isn't really my style


** Are you aware that using the term re.tard, or any variation thereof as an insult does not make you funny or cool? It displays your limited imagination and a marked lack of class.

mmmmmmmm yeah ok...

**If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, about our reputation?

i have never heard of sybermoms before finding this site


**and last but certainly not least, tell us your very best poop story (if its a good one, once you become a paid member, I will personally donate you points to get your very 1st avatar)

my son just pooped on my floor last night for the first time. i waited entirely too long to get his diaper after his bedtime bath.

ps- these questions are nothing that i thought they would be. oh well

How cool and young are you?

cool enough to roll, with him, down a grassy hill while wearing pumps

young enough to not have to worry about pension plans for another 25 years

Yep, you're cool alright.

nice to meet yall!!