i guess this is hello.
**How did you hear About us? If from another site, which one and what was/is your username there?
**Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who?
I think she may be a new member. We both got kicked off a cheesy board for being, well, honest. She sent me a link to this site this morning, so I thought I would check it out.
**How many kids? Ages?
Two boys. 1 1/2 and 4.
**What kind (brand, model, year) of Child Safety Restraint Devices do you have, and when was the last time you checked for recalls on them?
My 1 1/2 year old is in a Cosco carseat. For the life of me the name is slipping my mind. (And right now I am nt getting my happy ass outside in the rain to find out.) My four year old is in a Graco Turbo Booster seat, and yes he is over 40 lbs.
**Will you cry if picked on? Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post?
Never a goodbye post. As to crying, depending on the time of the month I may cry, bur for some reason tears clear my brain and feed my hate.. flame on gals. I can take it... I think.
**Will you join in and pick on others?
Depends on whether I agree if the person being picked on deserves it.
** Are you aware that picking on children and people with disabilities isn't very funny?
** Are you aware that using the term re.tard, or any variation thereof as an insult does not make you funny or cool? It displays your limited imagination and a marked lack of class.
Yes. But are Jew jokes ok??
**If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, about our reputation?
**and last but certainly not least, tell us your very best poop story (if its a good one, once you become a paid member, I will personally donate you points to get your very 1st avatar)
Oh lord. If my four year old knew I told he would be soooo embarrassed. Here goes...
We, my husband and kids, were at a friends house enjoying their pool. It gets hot as hell in MI, it helps to befriend people with pools. Any hoo... my son, precious little darling, had just learned one of the many great things about having a penis. He could pee outside. He had peed out by her pool before, no problem. So when he said he had to go potty I just sent to to the nearest bush. He picked a bush right by the pool, pulled his pants down and started peeing. The daughters of my friend, who are 9 and 13 were a bit agast, but more than anything they thought it was funny. That is until he accidently took a crap... right by the side of the pool. The poor lil guy was so embarrassed. But I picked up the poop, washed the deck, and sent him back in the water. (I wiped his butt too.) He ended up having a good time, and the girls had a great poop story to tell their friends. (Although I have no idea if poop stories are as funny to teenage girls as they are to us moms.)