Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: on an island. moats are good.
To those of you who just don’t fuckin’ get it:
I go away for the weekend, and what do I find upon my return: Love Letters!
Since y’all seem to have completely missed the salient points, um, the important points of this entire discussion, let me recap, or review, them for you:
I posted. Got some waves. Then Thatsit sent me a perfectly delicious invitation to play. JOY! oops, I mean, “yay.”
To demonstrate that I was fun to play with, I gave her lure of sarcasm my best effort. My heart was gladdened by the fact that Harlot and Salty appreciated it. I couldn’t wait to play more.
Then Spastic Cat had that lame post. Thought is was lame then, still do. I started having second thoughts about the participants of this board - Ticked me off; however, because this is the infamous sybermoms site, I knew that I’d better be pissed correctly. Consulted the glossary, etc., and posted.
To which I was immediately and brilliantly put down by both Spastic Cat and Salty: HOT DAMN!! (uh, “yay.”) I had found Nirvana – the web bastion of Brass Vagina Mommas (there must be a better moniker than that, but I’m racing to respond to the weekend’s posts). “Callooh! Callay!” I chortled in my joy.
I was particularly gratified by Spastic Cat’s wit – and that condescending smilie was simply perfection, made even more perfect as I hadn’t seen that one yet; I actually did a happy dance. What truly wonderful and delightful playmates!
I was effusively gave Thanks in my next post, and because their replies had been so wonderful, I had to give them something equally wonderful in return. If nothing else, to at least a laugh as good as they’d given me. I actually agonized over the best smilie – SC’s had been so terrific – and sent it off in quotation marks.
Zea and I had a nice little exchange, then Nodakbabe decided to be a raving bitch.
Scatterbunny was never bitchy or derisive and sincerely gave a shit. I gave a shit that she gave a shit and responded with my information to continue the discussion. Scatter is a damn fine BVM in my opinion.
If this doesn’t elucidate the salient points, well, tough shit.