Ok, you want answers...here you go!

How did you hear About us?
I Googled "Parenting Discussion Board" and this was the fifth result. I read the description and couldn't help but sign up.

Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who?
No. I'm not cool enough to know any of you yet.

How many kids? Ages?
Two. Well, kind of three, but two. 13 and 5 years. Also TTC.

When was the last time you checked for recalls on your child restraint devices? If it's been a while, you can check right now at that link. This is a rhetorical question - please check for recalls


Will you cry if picked on?
Crying is for whimps and sissy. I'm a mom. Nothing can hurt me.

Will you threaten to sue us if we hurt your feelings? (Yes, we have been threatened)
No, but I will help you make fun of the ass hats who threaten to sue!

Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post?
Not that I can recall.

Have you ever, at any website, or IRL, faked an illness/your own death/someone else's death to gain attention/sympathy/get out of trouble/get laid?
Negative. I said I wasn't cool, I didn't say I was a moronic attention seeker.

Will you join in and pick on others? (This isn't a requirement, and most of the picking on is done in love and fun.... unless you think it's ok to leave your child unattended in a crib for 7 hours, then we'll pick on you for a reason)
Absolutely.

Are you aware that picking on children and people with disabilities isn't very funny?
Very aware. My daughter has Down syndrome.

Are you aware that using the term re.tard, or any variation thereof as an insult does not make you funny or cool? It displays your limited imagination and a marked lack of class.
Very aware. I love this site even more now!

If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, about our reputation?
I haven't heard anything, but I'll keep an ear out from now on!

Do you have any questions for us? (please note to all the WR groupies, you don't have to be a badass to everyone on these threads.)
None that come to mind, but now I know where to find you!