**How did you hear About us? If from another site, which one and what was/is your username there?
(and if you say "Google" what did you search to find us?)
A comment on this blog post mentioned this forum
**Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Nope[/COLOR]
**How many kids? Ages?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]One 2.75 year old daughter
**When was the last time you checked for recalls on your child restraint devices? If it's been a while, you can check right now at that link. This is a rhetorical question - please check for recalls
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]I got an updated recall list emailed today....I'm a tech
**Will you cry if picked on?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Only in private
**Will you threaten to sue us if we hurt your feelings? (Yes, we have been threatened)
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]I always put on my big girl panties before I turn on the computer
**Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]no[/COLOR]
**Have you ever, at any website, or IRL, faked an illness/your own death/someone else's death to gain attention/sympathy/get out of trouble/get laid?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]uh, no. I have much more creative ways to get out of trouble/get laid[/COLOR]
**Will you join in and pick on others? (This isn't a requirement, and most of the picking on is done in love and fun.... unless you think it's ok to leave your child unattended in a crib for 7 hours, then we'll pick on you for a reason)
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Only in fun [/COLOR]
** Are you aware that picking on children and people with disabilities isn't very funny?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Yes, unless it is my own child. I laugh at her all the time for doing silly things
** Are you aware that using the term re.tard, or any variation thereof as an insult does not make you funny or cool? It displays your limited imagination and a marked lack of class.
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]It makes me cool when I use the word correctly, as in "please retard your motion" aka "slow the f*** down"[/COLOR]
**If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, about our reputation?
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]This:
At my favorite parenting board (Sybermoms, where you'd fit right in if you maybe aren't there already
, we have a game called "Target". You post a list of random things that you bought at Target and everyone has to guess what you originally needed to go in there for. Winner gets a can of tuna. Or they would if it weren't only a message board.
**Do you have any questions for us? (please note to all the WR groupies, you don't have to be a badass to everyone on these threads.)
[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Do I get bonus points for answering all of the questions while nursing half asleep toddler and stealthily eating brownies?[/COLOR]