New to Sybermoms
**How did you hear About us? If from another site, which one and what was/is your username there?
(and if you say "Google" what did you search to find us?)
Google...searched for parenting forums
**Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who?
**How many kids? Ages?
5 - 10, 8 y/o twins, 7, 9 months
**When was the last time you checked for recalls on your child restraint devices? If it's been a while, you can check right now at that link. This is a rhetorical question - please check for recalls
**Will you cry if picked on?
**Will you threaten to sue us if we hurt your feelings? (Yes, we have been threatened)
**Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post?
**Have you ever, at any website, or IRL, faked an illness/your own death/someone else's death to gain attention/sympathy/get out of trouble/get laid?
**Will you join in and pick on others? (This isn't a requirement, and most of the picking on is done in love and fun.... unless you think it's ok to leave your child unattended in a crib for 7 hours, then we'll pick on you for a reason)
** Are you aware that picking on children and people with disabilities isn't very funny?
Yes, I am.
** Are you aware that using the term re.tard, or any variation thereof as an insult does not make you funny or cool? It displays your limited imagination and a marked lack of class.
**If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, about our reputation?
**Do you have any questions for us? (please note to all the WR groupies, you don't have to be a badass to everyone on these threads.)