**How did you hear About us? If from another site, which one and what was/is your username there?
(and if you say "Google" what did you search to find us?)
Deep Internet. Just kidding! I've heard about the forum for years on other boards. Probably first on MDC, then DS and CDN, also mentioned on TWWS. I've been around the forums and had a really dark crunchy phase which I'm no longer in. I'm predominantly a frequent reader and infrequent poster.
**Were you referred by a current or past member of Sybermoms? Who?
**How many kids? Ages?
Two. Big child is nearly 6, wild baby is 3.5.
**When was the last time you checked for recalls on your child restraint devices? If it's been a while, you can check right now at that link. This is a rhetorical question - please check for recalls
I know it's rhetorical but I'll tell you anyway, I check frequently.
**Will you cry if picked on?
Probably not, it depends on if you do something really mean or not.
**Will you threaten to sue us if we hurt your feelings? (Yes, we have been threatened)
**Have you ever, at any website, posted a goodbye post?
No, I never leave anywhere permanently.
**Have you ever, at any website, or IRL, faked an illness/your own death/someone else's death to gain attention/sympathy/get out of trouble/get laid?
No, I haven't. I think it's cruel. An internet acquaintance faked a suicide on a forum I was on when I was a young teen and I was really traumatized.
**Will you join in and pick on others? (This isn't a requirement, and most of the picking on is done in love and fun.... unless you think it's ok to leave your child unattended in a crib for 7 hours, then we'll pick on you for a reason)
I'm not really a picker. I do get pissy sometimes though and then all bets are off.
** Are you aware that picking on children and people with disabilities isn't very funny?
** Are you aware that using the term re.tard, or any variation thereof as an insult does not make you funny or cool? It displays your limited imagination and a marked lack of class.
**If you heard of Sybermoms by "word of mouth", what is the one thing that stuck out most for you, about our reputation?
That you are hard fucking core and also care deeply about carseat safety.
**Do you have any questions for us? (please note to all the WR groupies, you don't have to be a badass to everyone on these threads.)
Yes! Why can't I see threads in forums? Am I on probation? Also, are there rules for language here? Like, am I allowed to say fuck?