Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
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required answers to your questions
How did you find out about us? If another board, which one? Just surfing off of ezboard
Were you referred by a current member? Who?no
How many kids do you have? Ages?
one 11 going on 18
What are you experiences/traditions with placenta?ya know I checked your definitions on this and I must admit that I am still stupid.
Tell us something amusing about yourself that will make us wet our pissflaps.
not now, but I am sure something will "come up" later!!
Do you know what pissflaps are?yeah
Are you a money-maker or a bob bon eater?
I am proud to say that I swing both ways in this catagory "Alex"
What is your favorite sexual position? Not gonna do it.
Do you eat Velveeta?ewwwww
If you stub your toe when your kids aren’t around, what do you say?Jesus fucking christ ....
Are you thick skinned? are you kidding me???? I am 43 have an 11 year old daughter who thinks she is 18 and a husband who thinks the world revolves around him.... what the fuck do you think?
What can you hold under your boobahs? Several small objects.
How many kitten killahs do you have? None I do not need them.
Will you cry if picked on?
Oh please.
Will you join in and pick on others? Depends on the argument
Do you masturbate? Do you do it alone? No and No.
Do you like Tupperware? Where in the hell does that come from?
Well if I have leftovers I put it in freakin' gladware or fucking foil.Tupperware? Is someone here selling it???
Were you referred by a current member? Who?no
How many kids do you have? Ages?
one 11 going on 18
What are you experiences/traditions with placenta?ya know I checked your definitions on this and I must admit that I am still stupid.
Tell us something amusing about yourself that will make us wet our pissflaps.
not now, but I am sure something will "come up" later!!
Do you know what pissflaps are?yeah
Are you a money-maker or a bob bon eater?
I am proud to say that I swing both ways in this catagory "Alex"
What is your favorite sexual position? Not gonna do it.
Do you eat Velveeta?ewwwww
If you stub your toe when your kids aren’t around, what do you say?Jesus fucking christ ....
Are you thick skinned? are you kidding me???? I am 43 have an 11 year old daughter who thinks she is 18 and a husband who thinks the world revolves around him.... what the fuck do you think?
What can you hold under your boobahs? Several small objects.
How many kitten killahs do you have? None I do not need them.
Will you cry if picked on?
Oh please.
Will you join in and pick on others? Depends on the argument
Do you masturbate? Do you do it alone? No and No.
Do you like Tupperware? Where in the hell does that come from?
Well if I have leftovers I put it in freakin' gladware or fucking foil.Tupperware? Is someone here selling it???
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Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 381
? How am I a blue tounge lizard?? Please?
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A placenta is a body part that attaches to your uterus during the gestation of your child. It feeds and nourishes said child all throughout gestation. Truly, tell me that you know what a fucking placenta is.
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 751
I don't sell Tupperware, but I'm sure we could find someone who does...Please tell me that you really do know what a placenta is?
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 381
Well I guess maybe I thought you guys had another meaning for placenta. Looking a your glossary you seem to very creative in that area!!!I am not a total idiot. Please give me a little time to adjust. Yes, I know what a placenta is, although I am not sure about body part, more like an organ that is created for a specific use???
Colleen
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Are you going to be annoying here just as you were in chat?
Where did that fucked up name come from? Are you some kind of Star Wars and license plate whacko? Fuck I hate that stupid name.
Oh btw, welcome
Where did that fucked up name come from? Are you some kind of Star Wars and license plate whacko? Fuck I hate that stupid name.
Oh btw, welcome
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 381
No it is not my intention to be annoying. I came here as you all did, to bitch. Without censorship. Do not judge me because I happen to like nice things, such as my fucking bitchin' BMW 540i 6 speed which will whip the ass off of MOST USA made shit boxes!!!
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 381
OH BTW I would love to change my name, how can I do that?
Ambulance Chaser
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Again, why am I labled a 'btl"???
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Oh God, I am gonna rip my own pubic hair out with tweezers!
1st Most do not come here just to bitch.
2nd I would never brag that I have a piece of shit(MPO)BMW. BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MATTER.
3rd Get a clue.
My buick gets me and the kids to sporting events, the grocery store and the park just fine..but I do not throw that around, btw.
1st Most do not come here just to bitch.
2nd I would never brag that I have a piece of shit(MPO)BMW. BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MATTER.
3rd Get a clue.
My buick gets me and the kids to sporting events, the grocery store and the park just fine..but I do not throw that around, btw.
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 381
Oh fuck I guess that shows how much I need a mentor. Are you still willing to help me?
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 381
I was not borninto this, I was screwed at a young age, my dad died when I was 13 and I could go on from, there, but will save that for later.
Ambulance Chaser
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got pregnant at 14 man he was a preppy asshole
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Please, stop.
I am embarrassed for you.
I am embarrassed for you.
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Originally posted by ccp540i
got pregnant at 14 man he was a preppy asshole
got pregnant at 14 man he was a preppy asshole
Quote:
Originally posted by ccp540i
How many kids do you have? Ages?
one 11 going on 18
I am 43 have an 11 year old daughter who thinks she is 18
How many kids do you have? Ages?
one 11 going on 18
I am 43 have an 11 year old daughter who thinks she is 18
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Texgal, she left that baby in the BMW.
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
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No, in the Bentley, .....with the dingo....who ate my cherry
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that's it-I'm changing my name to Ddg Shdw, Alex.
Ambulance Chaser
Join Date: Jun 2003
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good move, any suggestions for me? I am looking for a name change myself.
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How about dumPass?
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