"You look miserable"
I've gotten the "Wow, you're HUGE" and "Are you having twins?" and all of those comments, but today took the cake.
I got my haircut last week and hated it. I've been wearing bandanas and hats ever since. Today I got it fixed and am feeling so much better. I put on some makeup, have a new hairdo, and I was feeling pretty good about myself.
I smile at this lady as I walk into the store and she says to me, "You look miserable."
How could she think that was a nice thing to say? Seriously.