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Why do men think us giving them head while they are driving is comfortable for us?

Perhaps the vehicle you are using to perform fellatio in is not suitable for proper cranial/spinal alighment.

Invest in a SUV, many are available for schlong shlurping on the cheap due to higher gas prices. Realize your man is worth it.


they don't call them hummers for nothing.

On that note, why are they called hummers? Humming on it makes me think of a harmonica and that makes me laugh, and laughing while performing a bj is not good.

Why is my husband so obsessed with poop, his and our childrens?

While a "hummer" has become accepted slang for oral sex, it refers actually creating a hum while performing the act. The vibrating sensation would increase pleasure, so the theory goes. A better question would be your use of the term "bj". Blowing on the male organ would seem pointless, as would laughing while attempting to hum a few bars.

Being obsessed with poop is just plain weird. I assume your man is proud of his ability to produce large logs. Has your husband ever asked you to come look at a few measly goat turds? Exactly.

Back in the diaper changing days I saw a turd the size of a racquet ball in ds's diaper. How he managed that, I'll never know.

I always thought it was called a "blow" job because it caused the man to "blow his wad".

I hate the word "wad", although I DID win a game of Pictionary with that word once.

Ya, it's always the ones that are shaped strangely and large.

He hates Oprah but had to watch that episode when she talked about poop...over and over and over again.

..one time when dd#1 was about a year old we had her diaper off and she was running around the apt. nekid. He is talking to his younger brother and dd poops w/o diaper and they start talking about how large the log is.

That is silly, most women do not understand that most men enjoy the closeness and intimacy of the act, not the "blowing of the wad" into their partners warm inviting mouth or "blowing their wad" into the cleavage of their partner's ample bosom. When asked during a survey many men responded they enjoyed oral sex due to their partners complete inability to carry on a conversation during the act.

Why do men never seem to know where the dishwasher or the replacement roll of toilet tissue are?

Men know where both these items are. I imagine your question should be re-phrased as: "Why won't my man put his dishes in the dishwasher, or why won't my man replace an empty roll of toilet paper?"

The answer to this question is: men will fill the dishwasher, and men will replace an empty roll of buttwipe (or at least leave a new roll on the tank lid). But, they will do this on man time. Man time is often confusing to women because it appears we are oblivious to simple tasks, when the reality is we just have not got to the point of putting a dish into the dishwasher or replacing a household item.

While there is no exact conversion formula for mantime, female researchers often use the monetary rate of US Dollars to the Mexican Pesos. The rate is not static, certain events, such as running out of beer or coming home for a quickie occur much faster in mantime.

Mantime

So what IS the big deal about blow jobs for guys? Why do they want that so much? What is the phenomenal difference between the mouth and the, well, cooter?

Oh, and why do guys, no matter how young or old, think farting and anything fart-related is so doGdamned hilarious?

The enjoyment of oral sex, as touched on in above posts, is it renders the female unable to speak.

Note:

regular intercourse- .........do you love me? .......

blow job- ...........mo.y...muv..meh........................ ..


I'm now convinced it was a woman who attempted to carry on a conversation while performing fellatio who invented the "hummer".









You have to ask?

We will discuss this topic later in regards to such man things as the Three Stooges.

Oh my god.

Why does my DH think it is a good idea to grab my breasts and/or butt while I am in the middle of putting dishes away, and cannot move away from the groping? There are plenty of other occasions where I would not mind the groping. When I'm holding a stack of glass plates, not so much.

Why does my dh insist on putting things together without reading the directions? I watched him struggle to put together a stroller last night, all the while the directions sat in the box.

Why is it impossible for my DH to shut drawers and cupboard doors?

Or was this covered in "man time"?