According to a new scientific study, women who are directly exposed to semen on a regular basis are less depressed. Yes, if you get down and very dirty with your man on a regular basis (and don’t use protection) you’ll be a happier individual. We’ll admit that we struggled to believe this (we always assumed that the dreaded wet patch made everyone miserable).

New Scientist is reporting that researchers have found that the reason why semen apparently has such a profound effect on us is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed by our bodies during sex. Lovely, right?

So basically, your fellas semen is magical and can give you a powerful mental boost in times of upset and distress.