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The lady was "Fit to be tide".
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In a discussion board post in my art appreciation class, a girl posted how the artist was "ahead of the curb"

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On craigslist once I saw " I will not be your escape goat any more!" and now my whole family uses "escape goat".
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a recent referral to clothes that are outgrown and passed down from older children to younger children...."hammydowns".
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Someone I know has strep throat and had to go on ivy meds.
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And this cannot be an autocorrect. Click here to enlarge Click here to enlarge

"made a mountain out of a mow hill again"
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OMG...I wish you could meet up! We have a presidential sweet at the boardwalk inn
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Check out this attractive fo animal print chair

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On my local eff bee buy a sell group people are selling shit made of "rod iron" all the time. Someone even did a post pointing out the proper spelling, but on it goes. Another broad on there once sold a bunch of "tang" tops. She posted a different picture for each one, and every goddamn one said tang top. Click here to enlarge
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Dubby, I've also seen "rot iron" Click here to enlarge
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I saw a good one the other day, someone shared a recipe and in the comments, some woman chastised the sharer for using butter "as a pose to" margarine Click here to enlarge
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I like the ones that post in pet groups/ads that they have "pure bread" animals.
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if its not posted its 55. So another words people don't know traffic laws
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Another for the Wayne's coating list.

From an iTunes review

"The greatest live album ever, bar nun."

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I finally saw one! "The cashier's job is to ring up the merchant dice."
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Apparently, doing reviews isn't their "fourtay".
I almost peed myself laughing when i saw that on FB.
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As seen on Craigslist, "Reached a Plato?"
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how would one go about this?

"we need to ban together as a group"
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speaking of a dachshund:

He'll occasionally sachet to the water bowl.

I guess with a little purse in his paws?

Hachette Book Group, I'm holding you responsible. Click here to enlarge
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"You're not Judge Judy and Executioner."

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The other day my someone was complaining about problems with their eye ducks Click here to enlarge

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"Why y'all acting like just now the world gettin messed up? What about slavery? The hall of cost? Pick up a book."
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I was looking at compost tumblers this morning because its too hot to actually work in the garden Click here to enlarge These were two different comments in response to a question about one of the features on a tumbler:

"there is a spot where you can add a spickett."

" yes, the spickett can be on either side depending on how you set it up."

Two different people, mind you. I weep for humanity.

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