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TMI ALERT - Hemorrhoids

In agony. To the point of tears and I tend to tolerate pain fairly well. Have tried witch hazel, preparation H, ice packs - hell I even soaked a tissue with Chloraseptic to numb the area. Lying down doesn't help. I wish I could lie on my stomach because that might help a little. I have a 12 hour shift ahead of me during which I will have to sit or stand the entire time. The bulgy fucker won't stay in when I push it back, and short of taping my butt hole shut, I don't know what else to do. I haven't been constipated at all, so that isn't why this is happening. I can see myself becoming constipated now though if I can't get this beast under control. And now every time the baby moves, it feels like he is head butting me directly in the asshole. Click here to enlarge
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