At this point, I'm actually sorry to call you my sister. I'm glad to see that your son still does no wrong, and you overlooked the fact he punched my child in the back.Thanks for reinforcing the bullying he's been going through. Also, I'd like to take a moment to let you know how much I appreciate the pajama pants that are two sizes too big. Leaving the valentine tags on them was an especially nice touch, I'm sure you put a lot of thought and got a great bargain.
Please refrain from asking why I have been quiet lately. Your reaction when I stupidly confided in you is exactly why I keep to myself. No, I won't give you a complete stranger's contact information after I've told you I'm no longer working for them. No, I won't check my phone history, online bills, or give you their place of employment. For my sanity, go back under your rock. Please.