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I knew my feet didn't stink, because they never do, but I thought maybe ds put his shoes under the table. I looked. No shoes. And, I wasn't smelling the normal stink of the dog, so I couldn't blame her. Then I realized I had an open bag of Italian Cheese Blend Gardetto's sitting on the table. They smell just like ds's shoes do when he doesn't wear socks.

One thing that I can't stand, and sort of even have a physical reaction to, is men wearing deep V neck T shirts. ISH!

Both my dogs were at the vets yesterday getting their teeth cleaned. That's the first time in possibly years that I've gone to the bathroom all by myself.

When my chocolate lab lies on the floor (on her belly), a lot of the time her legs stick out slightly behind her and the backwards knee area on her hind legs make it look like she has turkey legs. Dead-turkey-in-a-pan legs.

I have a hanging inspirational Hallmark type thing hanging in my room (because it is meant to be hanging... in a room) and it's about "Mom" (that would be me), and the curvy decorative lines on either side of the word "Mom" look like saggy boobs. There's even a dot for the nipple.