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| 11-23-2013 06:47 PM | |
| turkeyjoe |
Holiday 2013 Edition. I bought Christmas gifts in August of this year, amazing. August. |
| 08-17-2009 08:02 PM | |
| turkeyjoe | time for a bump |
| 12-11-2008 07:54 PM | |
| turkeyjoe |
So it appears your question is, "why are men capable of only doing one task at a time?" That appears to be a Argentina man specific question. The scope of "Go ask your Man" may be limited to North America. |
| 12-07-2008 10:36 AM | |
| TangoMom | It's something some of my male colleagues do, they, well, not unhook the phone exactly but keep it hung off because they need all the concentration they can gather, just to read a dumb piece of paper...imagine when it's something really serious. And it gets worse when they get close to the 50s. |
| 12-07-2008 09:04 AM | |
| turkeyjoe |
Quote:
Originally Posted by TangoMom
you need to unhook the phone before reading even the dumbest memo?
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| 12-06-2008 06:05 AM | |
| TangoMom | This is with regards to male colleagues/bossman: Why, when we ladies are on the phone, on our corporate chat system, and on the terminal screen, performing EFFICIENTLY the 3 tasks, you need to unhook the phone before reading even the dumbest memo? |
| 12-05-2008 04:43 AM | |
| turkeyjoe |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouchy
Why does my DH, who detests shopping, uses only catalogues, INSIST on going out alone into malls and varied stores, usually miles and miles apart on December 23rd and/or 24th to get the last of his shopping done?
He goes by himself to travel light and move fast. Last minute shopping at this point makes shopping a breeze, you care little about cost and are willing to spend extra to get the job completed. I took an old girlfriend shopping on Christmas Eve one year and she was amazed there were so many people out at the malls. While I have heard the phrase, "I finished all my Christmas shopping," I can't recall it ever being uttered by a male, and if I'm mistaken it certainly has never been uttered prior to Thanksgiving. |
| 12-04-2008 10:00 PM | |
| Grouchy | Why does my DH, who detests shopping, uses only catalogues, INSIST on going out alone into malls and varied stores, usually miles and miles apart on December 23rd and/or 24th to get the last of his shopping done? |
| 12-04-2008 09:42 PM | |
| turkeyjoe | bumping, because many male mysteries appear during the holiday season. |
| 04-04-2008 07:55 PM | |
| Sextillion |
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| 04-02-2008 06:42 PM | |
| turkeyjoe |
Quote:
Originally Posted by KariLynn
Why is it men can find tools in the garage, a deer in the woods, and always other nations to make war against, but they're incapable of finding the fucking Miracle Whip in the fridge?!?
http://www.cmaj.ca/cgi/content/full/173/12/1494 |
| 03-26-2007 11:56 AM | |
| turkeyjoe |
I think the plastic bottle matches the inside of the refrigerator so well it actually appears to be invisible to males most of the time. buy him the glass. |
| 03-26-2007 10:38 AM | |
| KariLynn |
Quote:
Originally Posted by turkeyjoe
Before I mock or empathize I need to know......
Is it the glass jar, or the plastic squeeze bottle? If it is the glass jar, I'm on your side, tell your dh to open his eyes. However, if it is the plastic bottle, I too have spent 5 minutes on my hands and knees searching for the bottle I know is in there. The only advice is to designate a spot, preferably in a door rack as the "miracle whip spot." Always return the whip to the spot.  What makes glass easier to see than plastic?! 
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| 03-25-2007 08:29 PM | |
| ticky |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yummy!
wow, that's disgusting.
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| 03-24-2007 08:58 AM | |
| turkeyjoe |
Quote:
Originally Posted by KariLynn
Why is it men can find tools in the garage, a deer in the woods, and always other nations to make war against, but they're incapable of finding the fucking Miracle Whip in the fridge?!?
Is it the glass jar, or the plastic squeeze bottle? If it is the glass jar, I'm on your side, tell your dh to open his eyes. However, if it is the plastic bottle, I too have spent 5 minutes on my hands and knees searching for the bottle I know is in there. The only advice is to designate a spot, preferably in a door rack as the "miracle whip spot." Always return the whip to the spot. |
| 03-23-2007 10:59 AM | |
| KariLynn |
TJ, I bow to your infinite wisdom on all things mentioned.  My question: Why is it men can find tools in the garage, a deer in the woods, and always other nations to make war against, but they're incapable of finding the fucking Miracle Whip in the fridge?!? I can tell DH the shelf it's on, the color of the cap, and even what it's behind in the black hole that is our fridge, but he still can't find it. So....I have to drag my ass off the couch or away from SM's in order to move the pickles and reveal the existance of the non-existant Miracle Whip. WHY?!?! |
| 03-23-2007 10:20 AM | |
| Patsit | Oh Creme, take a look...you'll find better things to fLame. |
| 03-23-2007 08:47 AM | |
| Cremekrisped |
Ya, it's always the ones that are shaped strangely and large. He hates Oprah but had to watch that episode when she talked about poop...over and over and over again. ..one time when dd#1 was about a year old we had her diaper off and she was running around the apt. nekid. He is talking to his younger brother and dd poops w/o diaper and they start talking about how large the log is. Why would he talk to his brother about the size of the turd that his daughter just pooped out? I find that gross and inappropriate. |
| 03-23-2007 05:57 AM | |
| Cremekrisped |
Quote:
Originally Posted by thatsit
Why is my husband so obsessed with poop, his and our childrens?
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| 03-21-2007 05:37 PM | |
| Yummy! |
Quote:
Originally Posted by turkeyjoe
The enjoyment of oral sex, as touched on in above posts, is it renders the female unable to speak.
Note: regular intercourse- .........do you love me? ....... blow job- ...........mo.y...muv..meh........................ .. |
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