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| 03-06-2009 11:38 PM | |
| gracie | I couldn't imagine my dh posting here (or anywhere for that matter). That's just weird. |
| 02-27-2009 03:18 PM | |
| Ypsi |
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Originally Posted by ZappasMoon
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I totally read this as HIM getting the beef injection in his behind.
  Anyway this seems more EMF-prank-ish to me, but what do I know. 
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| 02-27-2009 02:36 PM | |
| Empress | Duuuuuuude. Just log off. All I can tell is that she has a friend she likes and you're accusing her of cheating and being stalker-ish. Just go away. |
| 02-27-2009 02:23 PM | |
| KSPhantom |
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Originally Posted by Megs&Maddy
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You DO realise how mentally unstable you are sounding right now....don't you?
For the record, I hated high school. |
| 02-27-2009 02:20 PM | |
| ZappasMoon |
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get the Italian Sausage injection behind your back.
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| 02-27-2009 02:20 PM | |
| KSPhantom |
Well, she does have a nice size chin and she does have Italian blood in her (from birth). However, rather than the chin, Italians, by nature, have rather long pointy-ish noses. If you stand an American next to an Italian, look for the long nose and you will almost always pick out the Italian. BTW: That chin of hers is very good for a strong ambiture. |
| 02-27-2009 02:18 PM | |
| Megs&Maddy | You DO realise how mentally unstable you are sounding right now....don't you? |
| 02-27-2009 02:16 PM | |
| mab | dooooooooooooooooooooooooosh! |
| 02-27-2009 02:11 PM | |
| Shutup | is orchid the chick with the really big italian chin? |
| 02-27-2009 02:08 PM | |
| Olive | well now. this is a special little gem, huh? |
| 02-27-2009 02:00 PM | |
| JeanLouiseFinch | You suck OP. No wonder she wants to leave you, you're obviously a douche. |
| 02-27-2009 01:55 PM | |
| KSPhantom |
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Originally Posted by Pudin
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When you wax the furniture does she smack you with a shovel?
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| 02-27-2009 01:52 PM | |
| KSPhantom |
My bad. Wrong user. I'm sorry. |
| 02-27-2009 01:51 PM | |
| KSPhantom |
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Originally Posted by Piehole
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Can he get put in the HOL? I don't want to know about their sex life.
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| 02-27-2009 01:51 PM | |
| Pudin | When you wax the furniture does she smack you with a shovel? |
| 02-27-2009 01:50 PM | |
| Piehole | Can he get put in the HOL? I don't want to know about their sex life. |
| 02-27-2009 01:49 PM | |
| KSPhantom |
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Originally Posted by Pudin
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My questions are completely self explanatory. If you can't answer them then perhaps your knowledge of the female anatomy, or lack thereof, is why your wife had to get the Italian Sausage injection behind your back.
She didn't. The kind of cheating that occured is what is referred to as emotional cheating. All the love interest and the sneakiness of the physical cheating, without the actual sex. Situation occurred many years ago when she (alcohol induced) kissed one of my co-workers. After that, it seemed almost like pulling teeth in order to have sex. It wasn't until after she confessed to the incident that we could get some form of sex back into our lives. The questions that you should be asking are "how many skin tags do I have on my rod", "are my hairs clean or sticky", and "do I actually wipe enough to get everything cleared away?" |
| 02-27-2009 01:43 PM | |
| WhiteTrashMomma | Jupmping Crispy Critters, DH, get the hell off the kids' computer!!!!!!!!! |
| 02-27-2009 01:37 PM | |
| Piehole |
Oh my god, man, run. Turn it off! 
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| 02-27-2009 01:36 PM | |
| Pudin | My questions are completely self explanatory. If you can't answer them then perhaps your knowledge of the female anatomy, or lack thereof, is why your wife had to get the Italian Sausage injection behind your back. |
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