I don't, I just roll with it. One of the joys of having birthed boys.

 

My son does the armpits, kneepits, and my personal favorite, the ear. Nothing to induce motherly pride like watching your child bang on the side of his head to make ear farts with the palm of his hand. :love

 

kids know that armpit farts win friends and influence people, you aren't going to get them to stop doing it.

 

mine did it in church yesterday.

the mom next to use had 2 boys with her.

she was smothering laughter.

I was smothering desperate embarassment. but that was quelled when her boys started arm wrestling during the Sign of Peace.

 

My dd does armpit, kneepit and chin against the shoulder farts. We were trying to use the webcam with mil yesterday so she could see the kids and dd1 just had to show off her farting skills. :lol

 

A likes to use them to accompany whatever music happens to be playing in the house at the time. Usually while he's dancing. It kills me. :rofl

 

Give them a bendy-straw so they can blow armpit farts in different tones. :love

 

Give them a bendy-straw so they can blow armpit farts in different tones. :love

Seriously?? That would be so awesome. :lol How does it work?

 

One of the ER nurses I worked with taught me (and every kid he had as a patient) how to do it. You just simply take a bendy straw and place the tip under the arm. You might have to adjust it to get it in the right place, but then you just blow. POOF! Armpit farts without all the work. :lol

For the advanced armpit blow-farter, simply hum a catchy tune while blowing. :lmao

 

That's so cool. Now I know what we'll be doing over breakfast. :lmao

 

My DH is very disappointed that *I* don't know how to do armpit farts. :lol